dogmance

I romantic but non-sexual relationship with your dog. Especially older ladies with small white dogs.

It isn't that type of love. It is a dogmance.

by Everyman you know April 15, 2023

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Public Domain Meal

Making your entire lunch out of items other people at your workplace have discarded or explicitly said, "I'm not going to eat this. Does anyone want it?" An example could be a sandwich made from leftover bread and old cream cheese from that time two months ago when someone brought bagels in for everybody.

Jason forgot his wallet at home, so he didn't get his usual Chipotle lunch and instead ate Lindsay's leftover fried rice with leftover pizza as a public domain meal.

by KoolWhp December 11, 2010

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joe doman

Getting a random boner in public

"Bro, I just pulled a Joe Doman! It was so embarrassing!

by TheDick.Com May 19, 2016

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Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020

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doomass

a Debbie Downer. One who never sees the good in any event, any person, or anything.

"I would have invited Betty to the soire, but she is such a doomass."

by JessMere August 31, 2015

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Dogman

A awesome comic series made by dav pikley,the same person who made Captain Underpants,It’s about a man who gets his dogs head sown on his body,It may sound crack head ish but yeah.So there’s probably like 8 or 7 books in the series.

Jerry:Did you read the newest dogman book?
William:Oh you mean the dogman book series,Yeah!
Jerry:I love dogman

William:me too!

by Missyfit9 December 6, 2020

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