by Dirk Jiggler September 19, 2016
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Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!
Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 1, 2020
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Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's
by GazintA December 10, 2012
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by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020
Get the poof doof mug.When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)
Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”
Damien- “what a unit”
Damien- “what a unit”
by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022
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