Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020

doodie rider

someone who rides the doodie; someone who enjoys anal sex

That guy is a doodie rider every night.

by doodierider January 19, 2010

Doggies doodies

An Anglo-Saxon expression for something really cool and gob-smacking.

1. I've just bought a Wii. Its the blinking doggies doodies.
2. My new coffee machine can make more froth than a fire extinguisher. Now is that the doggies doodies or what?

by Collers February 5, 2008

doody winklesass

a man or woman of difficult or annoying nature.

-When I asked Bertha about her new trailer, she told me to go fuck myself. She was being a real Doody Winklesass

by Scott Yacyshyn February 5, 2005

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009