Ding Dong Ditch

When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
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Ding Dong Didley

I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009
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Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing
When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.
by therealthiung April 25, 2010
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ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.
I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.
by Juju_02 July 11, 2016
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ding dong cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.
by Ding__dong June 29, 2022
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Poopaloopa ding dong

A very rude word used to describe someone who has really bad farts. Should not be used in any school or work place, as you will be failed/ fired.
Ex..
Dude 1: *farts*
Dude 2: EWWWWWW what did you eat, you poopaloopa ding dong?!?!?!?!
Dude 3: SKSKSKSKSKSKSK tacobelll SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK
Dude 1: an i oop..?
by Silent_butt_deadly October 16, 2019
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Ding dong ditching

Verb

1. To go ding dong ditching means to either go knock on a door and run away usually done with a group of friends

2. Other variations include “borrowing” berries, fruits, food from the front of peoples houses in your neighbourhood with often a group of friend
Oi mate lets go ding dong ditching.

They went ding dong ditching and now their neighbours hate them.
by MouldyJam November 23, 2019
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