Declan Hooper

To be sexually active with a pillow

“I’m gonna Declan hooper in my room tonight”

by KING PERSON February 8, 2022

Declan

An idiot

Don't be DEclan

by schmeccal February 16, 2022

declan denny

a derogetary term for a retarded homosexual with aids and a microscopic penis.

also slang for a disfuctional penis

look at that declan denny with a declan denny

by speed on speed April 26, 2022

declan

absolute pussy machine, tonnes of bitches, literally just god at basketball, impeccable jawline, crazy rizz and is also 6'4

"WOAH! Look at Declan! His penis is bulging down to his knees!" - Every hot girl ever

by amlx November 24, 2022

Dublin Declan

Fellatio while defecating. Similar to an East End Billy, but after a night on the Guinness

I held it in for 3 days and gave her the best Dublin Declan she's ever had. She reached around and wanked it off like a fucking champion!

by Irish Kama Sutra June 11, 2023

Human wine decanting

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

declan

Someone whom was autism and is the definition of being a retard.

DAMN. that Declan guy sure is autistic isn't he? I'd smash him tho

by Declan Feuerbach September 20, 2017