Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

Colombian Whoopee Cushion

Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.

I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.

by The2InchPunisher May 14, 2018

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Homemade whoopie cushion

Blow into ones pussy and push on stomach to queef.

I made my girl a homemade whoopie cushion

by IMAaceU888 April 23, 2021

German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

dirty couch cushion

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito

i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

by Asshole muncher March 7, 2011

Human Pin Cushion

A whore, slut, or girl that receives alot of cock

That bitch right there is a human pin cushion

by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003