Clipped 

A newer more acceptable way of referring to being really drunk.

Man, did we get clipped last night.....
Lets go out and get clipped tonight.....

Clipped by jmac37 March 30, 2013

Clipped 

To get excessively drunk to the point where reality is nothing more than fantasy (and it makes sense to you).

"AHHH SHIT! He's doin sick benihanas with the office chair, DUDE'S CLIPPED!"

Clipped by Xander B. June 5, 2014

Clipped 

A circumcised penis

Are you clipped?

Clipped by Matt29 May 28, 2018

Clipped 

Booked up, being busy and don't have time

Sorry my schedule is straight clipped

Clipped by Bomber12345 April 27, 2019

crapped-out 

phrasal verb. The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

crapped-out by thunderc July 21, 2008

chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.

1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!

chipped ham by Joey The Eye January 3, 2013

clipped 

to have sex with a female; usually after waiting a long period of time

"yo u been with her for months now, you clip yet?"
"yea i clipped"

clipped by manganese November 17, 2016