kentucky cornhole

a stretched vajina after extensive sex with black men.

that girl has a fucking kentucky cornhole. you dont want her

by chochoniggadev June 11, 2012

Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020

comrade cornhole

A dependable friend, partner, or acquaintance of either sex whom one can always approach for butt-sex at any time of day or night and who is eager to be the ass-pounder or -poundee.

Claire: "Why do you keep looking over at Greg?"

Stephanie: "Oh, he's just my comrade cornhole, and I need to get my ass pounded tonight."

Claire: "Wow, you're a lucky girl! I need to find my own comrade cornhole!"

by dickneck December 9, 2012

Cornhole-a-copia

Seductively placing multiple phallic objects into your anal cavity to show its maximum capacity or to impress a potential sexual partner with the flexibility of your sphincter.

I got 8 markers in my ass tonight, by next week I think i'll be able to post a 10 marker Cornhole-a-copia pic.

by IcemanTK June 5, 2017

cauliflower cornhole

When a skank or hoe has contracted various STD's leaving
her anus resembling a cauliflower.

dude: And when i went down there..
dude2: yea..
dude: I saw she had a cauliflower cornhole!
dude2: wtf.. thats fucking sick.
dude: Yea, i beat that skanky hoe.
dude2: GTFO
dude: what did you say?
dude2: G-T-F-O
dude: nobody talks to me like that!
dude: *grabs crotch*
dude2: wtf?
dude: err, nvm dude, as i was saying..
dude: you goin down like a clown mofucker!
dude * caps dude2 *
dude2: ohnoes!

by Philiiiip January 4, 2009

Dirty cornhole

When a male dips his penis in corn chowder and fornicates with a woman anally.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally gave my girl a dirty cornhole last night"

Guy 2: "Did you really give her that husk?"

by Rykymoobar July 9, 2019

eat my cornhole

another term for kiss my ass

"If you don't like me, eat my cornhole."

by Chris Crocker May 11, 2008