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cooties

Germs carried by the opposit sex contagious especially between the ages of 5 and 12. Invisible to the naked eye exclusing your best friend who swares that he/ she saw one once.
Ewww Drop that dodge ball! Johnny just touched it, he has cooties!
by Dr. Ross,DPT February 8, 2017
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cooties

the thing that nick has!!
nick has cooties because he is a cootie man
by cerealforlife November 1, 2021
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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.
by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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Cootie Brown

Term used for being hot as hell.
Fred: Man, it's hotter than Cootie Brown out here!

Barbette: You're telling me!
by JarrusAeterna November 13, 2011
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fruity cootie

when your cootie smells ripe!
damn girl we just had sex and you have a fruity cootie, clean that thang!
by secretadmirer92 October 21, 2011
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cootie flap

It is the flappy part of a cootie.
A virgin: Omg wtf are those??
The girl: Oh it’s my cootie flaps!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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