An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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but touched his third nut
The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg
Toes the Condition
but touched his third nut
The boys toes got touched in school and the toes crawled up his leg
Toes the Condition
by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022
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by jambo jake August 16, 2009
Get the conditional mug.by asserroth March 7, 2011
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by Valsprok February 4, 2013
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Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.
by angieffinlynn June 2, 2015
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by KevinTheB November 29, 2007
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