State Collage Area High School/SCAHS

A place that was built in 1894 and ever since has become better and better since. There is of course still the usual fighting and having sex but that is normal for a high school. What did you expect sticking a bunch of horny teenagers together in a confined space. The normal amount of people will go on to have normal jobs. Around 15% get lower or higher. The college is one of the most high ranking colleges in the country. And a lot of graduates from there get very high paying jobs. The teachers are not 100% the best but most of them are 88%. The students majority refuse to listen and end up distracting the minority who came there to learn. Aside from that the high school is fine really. With the newly surfacing LGBTQQIOA+ community (I use the term surfacing very lightly) the school has been filled with more of them. It is slightly... it is racist, more than a few other schools. But for those who went there to learn and not get distracted by juul or vape or sex or any of the land mines that come with being in high school. They can do whatever they put there mind to as a community

State Collage Area High School/SCAHS - Students Basically the students view of the high school
Student Alpha (First day of school 33.3% of the school) "Man this place sucks ass I hate to be here, I can't wait till school is out"
Student Beta (First day of school also 33.3%) "Ugh man i don't like to be here but might as well make the most of it"
Student Charlie (First day of school also 33.3%) "Sweet back at school, let's GOOOOOOOOO, I don't like it that much but its kinda awesome"
Alpha Fuck this hellhole i'm glad i'm leaving this place. It's such a fucking piece of shit place and I hate it
Beta (33%) Nooooo I dont wanna leave, but summer agh, I'll miss u guys see you next year :)
Charlie (33%) Man this sucks having to leave school, ugh, oh well sweet I get to be back next year!

by H3 Wh0 Kn0s August 29, 2019

The Colgate Cleaner

While hitting it from the back start brushing ur teeth and when ur done brushing ur teeth spit what u have in ur mouth on her buttholeand stick ur dick in it and nut in her. That way when ur done ur dick and her butt smellsminty fresh.

I did the colgate cleaner on my girlfriend now my dick and her butt smells like toothpaste.

by Grab her by the pussy December 1, 2019

gellong lutheren collage

A realy shit school

gellong lutheren collage is shit

by Big chungus the great July 14, 2020

Colgate Goggles

A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.

Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."

State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."

...

State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."

Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."

by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008

Filthy Colgate

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

by John Mclane August 3, 2007

Collateral damage

sacrifices made for the greater good

Breeze overcooked the Totino's and couldn't wait to scarf them, the burnt roof of her mouth was simply collateral damage for the delicious pleasure of pizza bites.

by Dale Jordache November 15, 2016

masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.

Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.

by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009