by yoson3434 January 22, 2011
1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm October 20, 2003
This breed is normally a earth friendly math teacher who likes blue priuses, it has man psycho moments and likes to lift weights. It also is a Asian stud who picks up many young ladies who are 18+. Occasionally it wears a mullet to his class to think it is redneck. Sorry for the inconvenience if it comes to your class.
by Seat 24 November 05, 2009
the coach of the football-basketball team (according to the pitch they play on)...his accent is getting out of hand and words usually end up with "R"s in them. He once had a rap single in his far off home country called 'These People try to fade me!' though no-one has ever heard the song.
(Being given some Jujy-Fruits) Ooh! Jurjy-Fruits! Oh i mean: Georgey-Frorts! Georgey-Frooooorrrgy! George Forman?
by laurstanz August 30, 2003
Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.
Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
by Matt Damon gets all the ladies. January 29, 2005
A douche nozzle. The current head coach at Texas A&M, fans everywhere anxiously await the day that he is either fired or dies in a burning inferno.
1) Coach Fran can claim impressive stats such as worst school loss ever, two worst bowl losses, 0-5 against Oklahoma, 1-4 against Texas, 1-4 against Texas Tech, and gave his school the first losing record in 20+ years.
2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.
2) Coach Fran does not disclose information on players injuries...unless he is paid $1200 a season. Currently under investigation by the NCAA.
by rhutton125 November 04, 2007
The father you wish you had. He’s the best teacher you’ll ever have. He will get you loving your classes again. He teaches to inspire the kids. He’ll coach the wrestling team, but not just in your school. To any kid in the whole state. He’ll will push you to be the best you, you can be. He’s always under funded, so he spends his money and time helping anyone who needs it. If you take away bus drivers for kids, he will pay to get he’s CDL, and drive them for free. He never has enough time but always gets everything done. He’s quite and doesn’t do things to get credit or validation. He dose them because he’s an amazing person.
by Name_names April 05, 2023