backdoor cooch smooch 

Spreading your and your partners buttcheeks and rubbing your buttholes together in a scissoring movement.

My girlfriend and I took it to the next level and backdoor cooch smooched last night.

backdoor cooch smooch by Smoothstarfish March 24, 2017

couch shit trap 

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

couch shit trap by jommy cash February 2, 2010

Gooch Cooch Smooch 

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

Gooch Cooch Smooch by cayorne June 16, 2018

Couch Surfer 

homeless, jobless, loser, with no money, bumming around to find anyone that will let him sleep at their home for free.

"Dennis The Loser Rey", the Ultimate Couch Surfer, and 3-time convicted felon - unable to get a job, pay rent, find a woman, or even sell is shitty artwork to scrape up enough coin to buy a bean burrito, is couch surfing - desperately looking for a naive sucker with a place to plop is fat ass on their couch.

Couch Surfer by BBDinOC April 6, 2017

Cooch Stew 

When it's that awful time of the month this is a batch of what lands in your panties. ewww

Hey Bob! How bout a nice pot of some ol'cooche stew? Yum. Of course this would only come about if Bob wanted some sexin'....

Cooch Stew by Menwa79 April 9, 2003

Couch Style 

A position in which the guy lays flat on his back and the chick rides him like a cowboy, but she is grabbing his shoulders, and due to reflex it his legs stick up which make it look like he is sitting in a L-Z-boy. The Guy looks like he is sitting in a L-Z-Boy While getting ridding, when he is sitting on a flat surface.
Can also be used for anal.

1:Yo man what did you end up doing with kelsey last night dude?
2: She fucking rode me hard man
1: How so dude?
2: Fucking Couch Style dude
1: Dope got to chill out an ride it out like you were on a L-Z-Boy!

Couch Style by Pizza the hut February 21, 2008

couch slut 

A couch slut is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. They can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit ON the couch slut. Couch sluts generally don't understand what it means to be a couch slut, therefor making the whole situation more humerous.

Lauren, you are the defintion of couch slut!

couch slut by I think you know who January 18, 2005