Cluster fuck

Bumper to bumper traffic moving at a snail's pace. A bar or club where there's hardly room to move. A jam packed subway train.

"Can't even get to the bar to order, it's a total cluster fuck"

by NYCman530 March 18, 2010

cluster fuck

Used in the military when shit is going bad or something is majorly screwed up. Usually accompanied with a load of additional profanity, and if possible, physical confrontation.

"The right flank met with heavy armoured resistance, what a (add multiple expletives) cluster fuck. Where was that intell we were supposed to receive?"

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

cluster-fuck

A cluster-fuck is when a half dozen guys fuck another dude in his asshole.

I got cluster-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021

cluster fuck

An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.

When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.

by Andy Rozo December 28, 2005

cluster fuck

Bush Administration and FEMA's responses to American hurricane disasters in states of Louisiana
and Texas in 2005.

Recovery efforts in Louisiana after hurricanes Katrina were
the living example of a cluster fuck.
Evacuation efforts in Texas before hurricane Rita are
another fine example of cluster fuck.

Sadly, the world enjoys watching America cluster fuck itself.

by Brian Kovarik October 4, 2005

scrotum clusters

(n.) a small group (3 or more)of grape seeds in a given area any given time.

(v.) the act of searching for grape seeds that look like mini scrotums.

(n.) "Here, have some scrotum clusters. Keep it with you at all times."

(v.) "Let's go scrotum clustering!"

by mikekale May 28, 2008

Muff Cluster

I cluster of Lumpy Vagina's in a group, that are hairy.

"woah you see that old muff cluster over there"

by GooberPawn July 30, 2009