Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

Crispy Balls

When balls are shriveled up to the point of crispy essence.

“You’ve been out in the cold too long” “you’ve probably got crispy balls man”

by Jimmy9923 February 14, 2021

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

crispyblankets

a cool tiktoker, he is very funny. :)

“crispyblankets is super funny!”

by parad1s July 21, 2021

Crispy chip

The act of letting semen settle and hardened on surface and peeling off later for human consumption

“We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “

by Cheezncats April 10, 2022

CrispyFudge

This man "CrispyFudge" is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He is what you call a "chad."

Evil Organization: I will kill you, burn down your house, and rape your kids.

CrispyFudge: "If"
Evil Organization: Begs for mercy and barely escapes his wrath.

by CrispyFudge July 29, 2022

crispylingus

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022