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coffeehouse cheeseburger

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it
by dickdickpoopoo November 3, 2022
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cheeseburger motherfucker

a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult
*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"
by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017
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Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."
by js1190 July 17, 2009
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Cheeseburger Backshots

When you eat a cheeseburger at the same time you're extravagantly stroking and pummeling her insides
Yo bro did you hear about troy? he gave his ex some crazy cheeseburger backshots at bart...

nah bro I heard he was all up in them guts.
by ;// August 5, 2023
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Dutch cheeseburger

The act of having a fart blown in one's face. Usually as a form of embarrassment or making said person your bitch.
Wow, did you see David bend over and give Matt a Dutch cheeseburger when Matt was sitting on the ground? It was hilarious!
by White IX March 18, 2011
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cheeseburger sex

when the woman's vagina is crammed with cheese burger ingredients aka pickles lettuce cheese beef etc
as well the outer flap of the vagina being covered in sesame seeds the man will proceed to have sex forcing the woman to eat the leftovers on his penis
damn girl i had cheeseburger sex last night with tiffany she bit my dick off
by rohsie cunt October 9, 2020
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Anal Cheeseburger

when a guy is having sex with a fat girl and the guy takes a frozen patty and puts it between the gilrs butt, then the guy jizz's on one side of the patty making it look like cheese. then the girls butt are the buns, and jizz is the cheese.
by Mr. candy man milakis January 21, 2011
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