Checking the oil

When you have so much grease and mold saturating the pubic hairs in the region between your gooch and your innermost cheek, that you can barely walk another step, and therefore "check," the oil. Depending on the circumstances one might: change your yellowing, mud-stained briefs, or dispose of them in the nearest body of water.

Goddamn! It's so hot out here that there is anal waste and sweat running down the bottom side of my thigh out of my shorts! This definitely requires checking the oil

by Dr. Dong Tip October 29, 2015

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

I was checking on you

usually said when someone is bored & wants to talk

person 1: hey i was checking on you
person 2: cause your bored right ?

by urbandmvlegend April 29, 2020

Chucklingual

To know every language in the world, like the Tampa Bay Lightning, be exceptional at America's Army and any other war game, and be good at life in general.

Chuck, Pappa Burgandy, and I are all chucklingual

by Benyamen July 26, 2008

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Chuckling

A fan of the actor/musician Rob Benedict; derived from the name of his character on the TV Supernatural, Chuck Shurley and coined by Mark Sheppard on stage at VegasCon 2014.

"I'm not really a Sam OR a Dean girl. I'm more of a Chuckling... Have you heard the new Louden Swain CD??"

by Chef Kat March 17, 2015

checking the oil level

Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet

I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low

by Holsackak February 28, 2016