A certified bone donor is a trial by fire liscened male whore. For one to receive such a title, all forms of snatch must be explored and slayed. Fat, wet, dry, tight, smelly, liver-spoted, hairy, shaved, all races, there is no boundies.
As my 523 pound granny layed on here death bed, she whisped one last wish. It's time to bring in a certified bone donor.
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A certified lover boy is a special type of boy. The term was construed by rapper Drake and is believed to be about his friend Kyle Ball. A certified lover boy is one who easily arouses the finest looking women. Women cream as soon as they lay eyes on a certified lover boy.
by Draco Drake Damion December 5, 2020

A certified muscle mommy is a bad bitch and elite class of females who can deadlift and / or squat a minimum of 225LBS, and are visibly fit + muscular.
by paleempress February 24, 2023

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
