Any malfunction of massive proportion, geographically located between the Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.
by TheCapitalC June 12, 2011
Get the Catastropic Failure mug.A mini social catastrophe, such as waking up in an apartment building hallway after taking a "shortcut" (self-inflicted obstacle course) home from the bar; swimming in fountains at 5am on the French Riviera; having the dean mispronounce your name at college graduation... etc
Did you hear about that girl who tried to leap a fence on her way home from the bar? She ended up almost slicing her big toe off... what a natastrophe.
by natastrophe June 20, 2011
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Get the Catastrophillis mug.Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.
Hello,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.
Regards,
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Stephan: pull your trousers down
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
Angela: okay (pulls them down)
Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina
Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry
Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again
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