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A gay vampire who drinks lean like water, made his own language, drops music between 69-420 years. Is hot asf and most people would want to fuck him in the green room as a male and as a female. Went to phily to play the playstation with lil uzi when his MID son "Onyx" was born. Has godly albums "Self-Titled", "Die Lit" "Whole Lotta Red"
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Person 2: PlayBoi Carti ? Yeah he fiah i would fuck him if i got the chance😍
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by yvngfumi February 21, 2022
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by bgbrannyjordan December 22, 2008
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by lildaywalker November 16, 2009
Get the certified douchetard mug.One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass October 30, 2011
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Me: "I know you not playing me 50/50"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
Them: "If I am, what you gon do bout it"?
Me : "Say less, I'm boutta hit Jose, he deftly a Certified STEPPAH"!
by Shootahdcpassion August 13, 2019
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