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buttfuck

te be fucked in the asshole and asshole only
barbra:hey babe i just got off of work i will cook when im done
jake:ok
barbra:mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
door:creeeeak
barbra:wtf
barbra:aaaaah
jake:lol i just came in here for some wet pussy
barba:no just butt stuff

jake:fine
barbra:ugh ugh ugh
jake:oh yeah bitch you like when i buttfuck you dont you
by trizzyjay098 November 19, 2020
mugGet the buttfuckmug.

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that a man puts on when shit is about to get real.
John: Holy shit! Mike just put his buttfucking shoes on!!
Shane: Holy cow, looks like Lisa is about to get some anal action!!
by Thegundy April 14, 2022
mugGet the buttfucking shoesmug.

buttfuck alley

An otherwise unobtrusive looking urban intersection that has a disproportionate amount of oblivious idiot drivers who think they own the road.
I almost got hit when driving past the building supply store by the gas station-it's a major buttfuck alley!
by Psychiclunchlady August 11, 2017
mugGet the buttfuck alleymug.

Buttfuck

A person whose weirdness and stupidity is beyond belief
My friend Rodger goes to sleep easier listening to battle sounds, he is a Buttfuck
by TheLadSimon January 29, 2021
mugGet the Buttfuckmug.

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.
Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.
by Tillmeister September 11, 2022
mugGet the buttfuck goblinmug.

Buttfuck

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When a guy sticks his dick/penis in a girls butt/ass AND IT FEELS AMAZING๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Person one: โ€œ hey, babe, wanna fuck?โ€
Person two: โ€œ buttfuck?๐Ÿ˜โ€
Person one: โ€œ oh yeah๐Ÿ˜โ€
by Mrs.Malfoy๐Ÿ˜ November 28, 2020
mugGet the Buttfuckmug.

conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
mugGet the conga line of buttfuckmug.

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