Skip to main content

Crowd Buffer

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.
The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them
by hugh_jass89 September 28, 2010
mugGet the Crowd Buffer mug.

Layoff Buffer

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.
I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.
by doctoroctos September 30, 2010
mugGet the Layoff Buffer mug.
Related Words

Ghetto Buffer

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.
Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.
by Konbadboi July 26, 2016
mugGet the Ghetto Buffer mug.

Mug Buyer

Me. Cause I just bought this awesome Urban Dictionary Definition Mug.

And yes, I did submit this definition to Urban Dictionary just so I could have it on my mug.
Someone: Hey, what does your mug say?
*You show this mug to someone*
Someone: Mug Buyer?
by Argeuahble January 18, 2017
mugGet the Mug Buyer mug.

fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo
Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017
mugGet the fart buffer mug.

Landon Buerge

Did you see Landon Buerge, if you do he'll make you cum!
by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019
mugGet the Landon Buerge mug.

Bumerton

Noun.
A derogatory term for the city of Bremerton, Washington, due to its overall low living quality. Usually used by people of a more wealthy community of western Washington due to a heightened feeling of self importance because of their higher status.
1.
Speaker: Growing up in Bremerton...
Person 1: Bumerton? Jeez, what an armpit.
Person 2: Seriously.

2.
"The state is hiking cigarette taxes."
"Too bad for Bumerton."
"Haha. Those people are all addicted to nicotine. Suckers."
by Faulah November 30, 2007
mugGet the Bumerton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email