Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

Bruv date

Characterized by Mr Bruv and Faye, a bruv date is where a person and their PFB (proper fit bird) go out on a date to pub or a bar and both buy drinks. The mans drink is usually a beer (most of the times a guinness)and the womens drink can be anything. A "two dot swap" may also happen during the date but without it its still a bruv date. Bruv date tiktoks are usually posted with the song 'I love you' by the band Fontaines DC.

"What did you do last weekend"

"Nothing much just went on a bruv date with my gf"

by Po0sp0f January 5, 2025

bum bruv

Commonly used in English slang as a butt buddy. A man who has sexual interactions with another man, but not romantically.

Tim and Eric seem too into each other. I think they are bum bruvs.

by CusperSlang June 4, 2024

Bruv

proper brum slang innit

Bruv Olivia is such a slag

by ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ August 6, 2024