The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

The Bright Idea

When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!

She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.

by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010

bright purple

The best color in the world often associated with royalty. Also really hot girls. People who like this color are amazing and much cooler than you could ever hope to be. Also deep minded and funny. Also gay. Or not. It could happen though.

girl: my favorite color is bright purple!
other girl: omg you are soooo cool!

by CoolestKidEver007 April 27, 2009

bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks

Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.

by ttc January 15, 2014

bright supremacist

Those who believe that their superior, enlightened intelligence and materialist worldview make them fit to dictate policy and control the lives of others - often using mockery to undermine the views and beliefs of the unenlightened.

In the recent presidential election, the bright supremacist message did not resonate with unenlightened, non-college-indoctrinated voters.

by GTopax86 November 23, 2016

Connor Bright

Epic Cock and Balls Lord of Cookies and Crumblage

He was such a Connor Bright as he fucked his best friends girlfriend.

by SonixCB June 22, 2019

Anti-brighting

Anti-brighting is s tactic where either one completely ignores the form of abuse known as brighting or chooses to hold brightest, as difficult a feat to achieve accountable so they do time for the crime! Therefore, one does not become a victim of “brighting.”

I noted the brighting, and in my anti-brighting, I ignored or documented working with police to actually prosecute these people who harass talk and swap plates and cars.

by Girlonfire Writer March 19, 2019