Brayden

Your shitty, run of the mill "The North Face" wearing boy, who has a haircut that screams "Teen Beach Movie."

Hey Dude, me and Brayden are going surfing by the beach, dude wanna come. That'd be like totally tubular if you did.

by ChickenWangzzz November 20, 2019

Brayden

A thin as toothpicks no good piece of trash

I once saw this person, he was frail, stupid, and probably worthless so I called him a Brayden

by deep fried and then boiled cat April 23, 2019

Brayden

He's a kid with no friends and has a tiny dick so if you see a brayden just run for your life before he rapes you

Ahhhhh it's a brayden runnnnnnn

by Lil Cliffy January 10, 2018

Brayden

The guy you think is straight but is actually gay. Usally wears bright colors or regularly shops at hollister. He has multiple female connections but deep inside wants the guy that sits next to him in algebra. They usually are very loud and try to partake in straight events. They also like to Spread rumors like their gay nature. Most likely will suck you dick for money.

Girl 1: Woah look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: Are those teal sweatpants?
Girl 1: Yeah I bet he's a Brayden

by Swagyoloswag February 25, 2015

Brayden

A white ass, not athletic kid.

His vertical is only 12”. He is such a Brayden

by Black Power 97 May 10, 2019

Brayden

a fag who sucks at cod and tried to kill himself at the mushroom because he was loosing in tag

he tried to kill himself?! damn what a Brayden

he should have braydened himself"

by vinniespickle October 26, 2019

Brayden

Brayden is a kid that is dumb as fuck and can not do something without being annoying and is a fuckin CUNT and is super short and his last name is probably Davis he is so WEIRD

FUCK BRAYDEN

by I eat pussy 69 May 24, 2020