Brandon

An extremely dapper looking fellow.

"Bro did you really come to school looking like that?" "You look like such a Brandon."

by Bwoccoli December 12, 2019

Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.

Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?

by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009

Brandon

A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.

A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.

by def. taller than you June 06, 2011

Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

by hugecockville January 30, 2008

Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

by Undividualist November 13, 2007

Brandon

Brandon an anti social person and only likes to keep the friends he already knows and not find anyone else he likes to hang out with his friends sometimes.Brandon would sometimes find sometimes find someone he likes but let his insecurities get the best of him and dont take their shot but he loves to be around those he love ,he can be shy at times but its way better to get to know him

Brandon the best

by Hellomynameis......347 August 24, 2019