Brady

Brady is an extremely tall motherfucker. He doesn't care about anyone or anything and he frequently gets drunk. When he is drunk, he is like a Cary and you just want to kill him. He plays two varsity sports though and can be nice once in a while. He is actually smart, yet doesn't care about school. He thinks he's elite at everything but this is only true for somethings. He is very picky with the type of food he likes, only pasta with butter and steak. If you ever meet a Brady, God help you.

Wow! Brady is really good at basketball.
Yea but he drinks too much.

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Brady

A term to describe the willful destruction of one's cellphone or other electronic devices with the intent of destroying any incriminating or embarrassing information stored on it.

Bro I came close to getting busted by my girl. She accused me of stepping out on her so I had to Brady my phone by dropping it in the toilet so she wouldn't find all those pictures of me tongue plumbing her best friend. Any chance I can borrow your cell to call a cabbie?

by Kravist March 4, 2019

Brady

That quiet kid you that seemed scary until you met him. Usually has bright blue eyes and a ripped body. Usually good at swimming and very athletic. Also very charming and can catch your eye in an instant. Great kisser and loves lots of attention, though too many people and he runs off. Never let a Brady leave your life

Girl 1: Omg!! Did you see Brady yesterday?
Girl 2: ya he looks scary.
Girl 1: just talk to him.

by Notyourguybloo January 8, 2019

Brady

Has lots of freckles. Thinks he has muscles like superman's trainer. He is real real rare like super san manga. He jumps, stomps, stomps, like Lucifer Satan. He has a few rings on. Jupiter is his girlfriend. He used to date Saturn but he had to switch up the pattern.

Chance: hot shower
Migos: Oh, you mean Brady?

by joe mama HAHAHA November 26, 2019

Brady

Dude with a long cock but is also really short

That guy is such a Brady lmao he sucks

by Yeah that’s just it June 1, 2019

Brady

The best guy friend you can ask for. He is always there for you and is pretty gay. He will stay on calls with you until you fall asleep. If you need a shoulder to cry on he is always there. He tends to be popular and tall. Brady is very skinny and not athletic. His blue eyes will take you in and his brown hair is very long.

Brady won’t stop being gay again.

by Theaternerd11037 June 1, 2019

brady will

A shithead who think he funny but acts like a dumbass to get people to like him. An obnoxious fuck who should go suck a dick cuz he too fucked to get a girl. Straight up annoying bitch so leave cunt

Brady Will is such a faggot, I hope he gets in a coma

by 0zzie April 24, 2019