jelly bracelets

Hey. I think that jelly bracelets are awesome. I hate to think that out society has came down to this. I mean come on. Little 6 and 7 year old girls wear them to play dress up not to have sex. So people think that older kids who wear them, have sex and play the game. So what do u think about little kids wearing them? ITs all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone needs to shut the hell up about it and get over it. People can bitch and bitch about them and kids are still gonna wear them like me. i wear so many its unreal but i dont play the game. All it is, is people expressing themselves. Aint it better than the youth gettin tatooes? Think bout it.

La la la. im gonna hve sex 2night bcuz some1 broke mah bracelet. GET REAL!!!!

by sara January 12, 2004

No Brainer

Not needing a brain to operate task in question

Hey, working a till in Macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work

by Little Miss Mayonnaise May 29, 2005

Bracken

When you watch a significant other or family member have sex and all they see is your eyes and nose from behind the couch.

I gave my wife and dad the bracken yesterday.

by saltyxx June 27, 2022

jelly bracelets

Well where I come from they have about as much meaning as a sock.
They are there to wear.

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Nothing more, nothing less.

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People wear them like any other bracelets.

by Amie. April 3, 2004

mo' brainer

noun. A situation or puzzle or predicament that is more difficult than it at first seemed; the opposite of a "no brainer"; something that requires more than one person (i.e. mo' than one brain) to figure out.

Uma thought that the Soduko puzzle would be easy, but it turned out to be a "mo' brainer."

by Erik Patterson July 16, 2008

sex bracelets

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job
Green: cunnilingus, outdoor sex
Clear: whatever you want
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug
Red: lap dance
Purple: anal sex
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits
Pink: finger yourself while the person who pulls it off watches
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, ass fucking
Glow in the dark: using sex toys

" Kaitlynn was walking down the hallway and aaron pulled off a Pink bracelet so they make plans after school"

by KynkiPrincessBytch May 21, 2005

bratney spears

A slang term for someone who exhibits behavior like Britney Spears when she was in her 'walking into a bathroom without shoes' and 'leaving baby to bounce around in the car' - stage.

Mother 1: "Look at Chanel's mother!"
Mother 2: "She is SUCH a Bratney Spears!"

by miiiiiim~ August 29, 2009