Boomerang Insult

When one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.

Person 1- **Insert witty burn here**
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult

by xXx_Death_xXx June 21, 2014

Boomerang Sickie

When, having taken a sickie or made an excuse that you are ill when you are actually well to avoid work or a social event you then become ill soon afterwards and have to go to work or event when ill.

Woman 1"Why is Bill at work today when he is obviously ill?"
Woman 2 "Oh, he took a sickie a week ago to go to Glastobury festival and now he has a boomerang sickie. That's Karma for you"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Shit Boomerang

When your trying to dispose of a nasty substance and some how it ends up somewhere on you.

I took a big shit the other day and i was wiping my ass when my hand slipped of the toilet paper and I was shit boomeranged!!!

by Speekstick43 April 21, 2014

Key West Boomerang

When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.

That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.

by Mr. Clit June 11, 2006

Aunt Boomerang

A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.

"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"

by Christian October 3, 2003

Polish Boomerang

Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.

The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

pocket full of boomerangs

A skinny woman with wide pointy hips.

That woman is very pretty, however her hips look like she has a pocket full of boomerangs.

by mr. stress October 25, 2017