shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events To Kill, iF I

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo

person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*

by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019

Bloke

A pussy teddy bear

"YO WINNIE THE POOH, YOU'RE A FUCKING BLOKE

by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023