smelly bloke

I guy who is no really that nice and is a meany
That guy over there is a pretty smelly bloke dont you think
by Kkkool bloke March 14, 2016
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Over Bloke

the act of over playing ones maleness.

generally seen in office worker when in company of trade and outdoorsmen
"adam is going the over bloke" or "Yeah, he's a bit of an over bloke"
by Muddy Jocks December 15, 2010
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Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
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king of bloke and bird

no longer king of bloke and bird
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bloke choke

Just a short bloke choke before work.
by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019
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Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
by RatDogPig April 27, 2024
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Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.
-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking
by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022
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