To claim a memory as your own, and pretend you were there when it/they happened when it's very clear that you weren't there.
*talking about the canucks*
"Memory Biter"Guy 1: Yo man I remember when Kirk Mclean made that amazing save in the 94 stanley cup finals
Guy 2:....dude what the hell are you saying, you were born in 93..
*talking about a party*
Guy 1: Buddddddy that party was SICK, i got soooooooooo SMASHED
Guy 2: You weren't even invited man..
"Memory Biter"Guy 1: Yo man I remember when Kirk Mclean made that amazing save in the 94 stanley cup finals
Guy 2:....dude what the hell are you saying, you were born in 93..
*talking about a party*
Guy 1: Buddddddy that party was SICK, i got soooooooooo SMASHED
Guy 2: You weren't even invited man..
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Get the tit biter mug.A passive gay male. The term originatied in an infamous court case involving a Political Party leader accused of conspiracy to murder his alleged male lover. When cross examined the lover went into great detail as to how the accused seduced him to the point of his arse being penetrated and stated he "bit the pillow" whilst he endured it.
"Whilst he was doing this to you, what did you do?"
"I bit the pillow and cried"
Self confessed pillow biter
"I bit the pillow and cried"
Self confessed pillow biter
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It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.
A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.
A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"
::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::
"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::
"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
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