bent wang

Jose had a bent wang and when I gave him head , it kept hitting me in the side of the mouth.
by Kennebungport surprise March 04, 2006
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get bent

A statement that suggests to the receiver that getting fucked might be the solution to their often-trivial problems. Usually used as a slightly more politically correct version of "fuck off", but can also be used as an honest suggestion.
If you think I'm going to do your nasty laundry, you can just get bent

Man, that woman is such a bitch. She needs to get bent.
by Zorpheus July 17, 2010
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bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.
Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.
by henry galker February 11, 2004
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Damn Bent

Person1:So you like that nerd hey?
Person2:Oh yeah, Damn bent.
by Samanthaa* May 23, 2007
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Get Bent

Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.
The quicker you get bent the better
by BishopDWallyDHonk November 09, 2010
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The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg
That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!
by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022
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are you bent

Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.
by Thick Nigga Johnson November 27, 2019
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