Beetle bitten

When one is so dirty its just not enough for the fleas so the beetles show up and start biting
Ex : damn will' s beetles bitten ass stinks

Damn wills beetle bitten ass stinks

by Poketino December 20, 2017

Beetle-Cupping

Beetle-Cupping is when one puts their semen into a Ball Mold, freezes it until it becomes a frozen cum sphere, then place it inside a cup of water and drink it. It is purely for self pleasure.

Bro I did some Beetle-Cupping last night- Best Thing I've done in years 👌

by SirDaniel65 March 22, 2024

Beetle juice

Also referred to the mayor of the city of Chicago Lori Lightfoot.

Beetle Juice is the worst mayor. She has done for the city of Chicago to fix the spike in crime.

by Save America April 24, 2022

holding the beetle

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.

She was holding the beetle last night.

by Jerome017 December 28, 2018

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

beetle snoit

A absolute madman driven by drugs to accomplish one thing, RAPE.

"Dawg Dan is a beetle snoit"

by ItsLunnatic June 15, 2023