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Bean

A carnivores monster that usually preys on wild cats. A group of beans is called a burrito. If you ever come across a burrito walk away quickly and quietly but most can assume you are already dead for beans have excellent hearing and will come at you with such speed the likes of have never been seen. Only few have claimed to have seen these burritos but most of the pictures have been blurry of some have been proven fake. They are as mythical as bigfoot but they have been reported in the mountains of Utah and Idaho though many flock over there they remain elusive. Please be safe travelling these part.
1. Watch out I saw a burrito of beans over yonder. 2. Kid: Where's Jimmy? Mother: He is gone now, he was taken by some beans.
by Gnome Overlord January 21, 2019
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beans

fuel for ass blasting, commonly found in cans
"smells like somebody ate some beans"

"you smelt if you delt it"
by IanBellpepper February 27, 2022
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BEANS

YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!
YA EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!
by RealDefinitionsForDumbys June 5, 2019
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Bean

As a name, “Bean” means one who is vigilantly aware of cloud patterns; soft padded feet and a hankering for cruciferous vegetables, count on Bean for offering too many options.
Bean says the cumulus cloud looks like a piece of cauliflower.
by Pompombean November 23, 2021
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beans

A term for fat, based on its appearance. Commonly used in the self-harm community to obfuscate the true meaning.
Katie self-harms

Katie: Ah fuck, I hit beans
by NoelleDoesSpore November 29, 2021
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BEANS

A one-word joke that was popularized by YouTuber iNabber and mocked by his “friends” (event though they won’t let him be an eboy) James Marriott and Imallexx. But after countless twitter feuds, podcast discussions, and sub-par bean puns, James and Alex finally gave in to the subculture of bean jokers. WillNE was later dragged in as well.

It was also notoriously mentioned on the Camp Cast on many occasions to the viewers great enjoyment
BEANS!!!!!
by Supurface June 12, 2020
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Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.
Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks
by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019
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