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Quest for Barnacles

When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
Ugh there’s nothing to eat I’m on a quest for barnacles.
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
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Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.
"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"
by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019
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Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
by MoistMustard November 23, 2024
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Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy

The fear of not understanding anything and fisting your penis hole.
My friends always say I’m a Dirty Choate Barnacle Boy
by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
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Bowl barnacle

An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when Shehla thought she had readied the house for company, she discovered a large bowl barnacle left by her husband, Krisen in the guest bathroom.
by Kjizzy May 6, 2018
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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
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Barnacle

some weird lumpy volcano looking shit that grows of shit

stay away from it my nigga
Nigga this barnacle shit got my pee pee hard...
by Yung Microwave May 6, 2018
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