Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.

I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.

by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017

Bare Lairyness

bare lair.ey.ness
adjective-
Informal description of something that provides mirth or amusement; defined by erratic, unpredictable, noisy and reckless behaviour.
Refering to have some, or to have had bare lairyness

1. last night was some bare lairyness
2. sure that aint bare lairyness bruv

by Sambo bruv November 23, 2007

Bare cuts

Mean allot of weed

Matt: how much bud you got there?

jordan: bare cuts

Matt: we getting blazed tonight!

by andy bates July 20, 2009

bare goose

Noun- A freshly shaved pubic area.

-"what took you so long to get out of the shower?"
-"I was getting a bare goose;)"

by BIg Mofo Nasty July 18, 2016

Gummy Bare

Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.

1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."

1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"

1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"

-Also Sean Mason

by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack September 5, 2013

bare noise

When mandemmm pull up and blast there beek taking “bare noise” like someone asked them to talk 😂

Bare noise ; Broooo stop talking bareee noise before I call the mandemmm

by Ellabrazy519 July 16, 2018

Bare styllz

It means lots of good shit happened at that moment. Similar to the saying "go in" or "he goes in".

D-Blok: Yo my niggaz i just threw a chair down a flight of stairs at school and we dipped the set cause people were coming.

David: Hahaha my nigga you go bare styllz! I see you bodmon.

Bitch named Krystal: Yo D-blok your bare styllz my nigga...u go in styll.

by dunnoe12 April 9, 2010