by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

The act of blowing air into your partner's vagina and then pulling her lips tight over the opening as the air is expelled in the same manner as a party balloon.
What the hell was that noise a queef?
No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe
No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe
by The Latvian Enigma September 9, 2016

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
by Spare-parts April 30, 2019
