A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.
All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.
"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.
by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes
by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.
by Spare-parts April 30, 2019
