Bryn Mawr Bagpipes

A Sexual act which usually takes place at the end of a cocaine fuelled swingers party, usually thrown by a Window Salesman & his wife.

The Salesman's wife takes a party members penis and masturbates the shaft while squeezing the scrotum enthusiastically and her husband then places his mouth over the bellend and sucks until climax.

All this takes place while the other swingers dance around them wearing nothing but a selection of the wife's tartan mini skirts.

"Did you stay till the end of the party last night"
"No I left when they decided to bring out the Bryn Mawr Bagpipes.

by The Phantom Prankster December 1, 2023

Playing bagpipes

When you blow air into woman’s vagina then push on her stomach to force the air out.

My asshat boyfriend Brian keeps blowing air in my pussy, he thinks it’s funny, he says he’s playing bagpipes

by Spydirman70 September 23, 2020

Canadian Bagpipes

When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.

My girl played the Canadian Bagpipes last night, I could've drowned out a trucker protest.

by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019