Alixandre Crevier

The textbook cucking technique. Involves getting a chair, cutting a small hole on the bottom of it, and sticking the dick inside that hole. It then involves sitting in the weirdest position possible, and taking notes on how your wife is being fucked, using a red and blue pen and horrible handwriting. In order to properly be involved in this technique one must also moan and make odd noises while taking notes. Baggy pants, scarfs, cigarettes, or anything performative are recommended for this technique. Non-scholarly conversations are also frowned upon, remember to be professional while employing this cucking technique.

My friend used the Alixandre Crevier yesterday.

by Munter_Hunter January 7, 2026

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