Mermaid princess (and daughter of King Triton) who longed to be human in Disney's (crappy) remake of Hans Christian Andersen's "The Little Mermaid".
Ariel sucks.
by Kikyo October 27, 2003


my turd nugget
by whitebutt November 16, 2012

Ariel usually has dark brown hair and light brown eyes and big boobs not always so skinny but gives great advice and can speak for themselves and is really smart has respect only if respected and usually has great ideas or something important to say always speaks their mind and never gives up
and is a great friend and always stands for their friends!
and is a great friend and always stands for their friends!
by Casidie-rae January 13, 2019

A man incompetent of handling a woman.
He is very dirty, mischievous, outgoing and a fierce alchoholic, who constantly losing his pants.
He is loving but under the influence of alchohol, he laughs evilly to himself when he causes trouble.
He likes hurting peoples feelings, thats why he doesnt have many friends.
When approaching an Ariel, make sure to have taco bell or liquor to surender against your will.
He is very dirty, mischievous, outgoing and a fierce alchoholic, who constantly losing his pants.
He is loving but under the influence of alchohol, he laughs evilly to himself when he causes trouble.
He likes hurting peoples feelings, thats why he doesnt have many friends.
When approaching an Ariel, make sure to have taco bell or liquor to surender against your will.
Dude: (walking)
Ariel: HEY! Hey you!! Yea You!! Are you forgetting something!
Dude: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
Ariel: You know the drill, TACOS OUT, HANDS UP!
Dude: All i have is this Appelton!
Ariel: WTH! I DON'T DRINK THAT!
Dude: DON'T KILL ME!!
.... To be continued ....
Ariel: HEY! Hey you!! Yea You!! Are you forgetting something!
Dude: PLEASE DONT HURT ME!
Ariel: You know the drill, TACOS OUT, HANDS UP!
Dude: All i have is this Appelton!
Ariel: WTH! I DON'T DRINK THAT!
Dude: DON'T KILL ME!!
.... To be continued ....
by BESTBUDD September 1, 2010

A mermaid, a bitch, a squirrel, a slut, a backstabbing whore, a homewrecker, a grinder, a fake person, a person with old, saggy boobs, a liar, hooker trash, a bad-dresser, one who uses old-fashioned language, or one who owns all vagmonsters.
by sillyrabbitqueefsr4kids December 5, 2009
