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Android Editor

An editor that edits on his phone, specifically an android phone. Most of them are weird editors from America that don't even have free healthcare. Has no hoes, and says that he edits jugg, kinda cringe, ngl.
"Did you see that jugg edit that i sent you?"

"From that dumb american android editor?"

"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"

"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".
by iwontcareorwill July 13, 2021
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a phone for broke asses and fucking losers
Example 1:
P1: “I have an Android!”
P2: “What a fucking loser…”

Example 2:
P1: “I have an Android!”

P2: “Broke ass.”
by ihateandroidusers April 2, 2024
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A device that runs google's android os, or any apple device iPhone 7 and below
Me: Ayo cabron, i got a new iphone 7

My bro: nah, you be rocking an android foo
by Elmalotemon679 June 15, 2021
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Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here

Him: no don’t worry I have an android

Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled
by Epic meatball December 18, 2019
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Something or someone that can be or do better than they are or are currently doing. A bit of a disappointment.
Human: "Why does Albert dress like a slob? He's got a good sense of fashion"
Human 2: "I don't know - he's a real urban dictionary android logo though"
by Urban Dictionary iOS Logo October 28, 2021
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The worst graphics and video quality you can find on the planet.
Hey I got an android
His friend: WHY WHY WHY
by Delicate food June 3, 2022
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A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.

A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?
by Clutterofmass September 27, 2023
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