android

the defnition of shit

look at this shitbox!
what is it?
an android
oh

by Ihavenocluewhattouseasmyname March 22, 2022

android

a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people

iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu

android phones are paperweights

by 584940493395874392034839394 March 9, 2024

dirty android

1) The dirtiest of Androids; also know as a filthy Android

2) When your vibrator battery dies and you have to go manual

3) Sitting on a Pixel device while it’s vibrating

I broke a dirty Android and ended up with a virus.

by DirtyUrban June 27, 2019

Android

Someone that is disabled

Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android

Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled

by Epic meatball December 18, 2019

Android Editor

An editor that edits on his phone, specifically an android phone. Most of them are weird editors from America that don't even have free healthcare. Has no hoes, and says that he edits jugg, kinda cringe, ngl.

"Did you see that jugg edit that i sent you?"

"From that dumb american android editor?"

"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"

"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".

by iwontcareorwill July 13, 2021

android go

THE SLOWEST ANDROID OS EVER

Guy 1: Hey! What phone is that?
Guy 2: I have a Samsung A01 core that runs Android Go.
Guy 1: That shit is so slow. Go upgrade.

by goofy3535 November 29, 2023