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albanian titty twister 

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum
justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

Went Albanian 

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.
Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
Went Albanian by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013

Hanging Albanian Meat 

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.

East Albanian Pipeline 

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?

fat albanian 

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri

Being albanian 

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.
Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?
Being albanian by JJellie1 May 3, 2023