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It’s an old school condition from grandpa’s day where a guy uses a high alkaline based soap to masterbate with and ends up burning the upper layer of skin on the penis from the high alkaline based soap and friction. After a couple days, the burnt penis skin peels away in an aggravating itching ceremony.
Grandpa would often talk of the good ol black and white days of his youth with fondness. even when he and grandma would have to take a break from lovemaking in order for grandpa’s “ Alfred itchcock” to heal, he would still talk of his peeling itchy weenie with a happy gleeful look.
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after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.
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