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Abel

He's awesome he doesn't like school when hes in it because he doesn't understand it he will always gets a F but he is a smart person he knows a lot of stuff when he plays sports he reads every play in sports if hes young right now then he will grow up to be a football player he plays every postion but hes the best at QB hes a good leader he will probably be drafted by the browns to get them their first supper bowl win he has the arm of patrick mahomes he runs as fast as lamar jackson and reads plays like rustle willson so any browns scouts should draft him im a witch and i put that curse
by MYNAMEISJEFF14 October 19, 2020
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Abel

A shady person who is scary and likes to tell lies and get involved with violence
That abel kid is scary
by Docmoc January 9, 2022
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Abel

An Abel is typically a gay person that has an unhealthy obsession with video games and anime
Man your really being an Abel right now
by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo August 1, 2023
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Abel

A person with a fat 1.34in dick that is wider than johnny sins dick is long. My guy loves fingering curry and has got a dog at home that he practices on, on the daily. Tries to put his dog up for adoption the first day he gets it. But he is a legend non the less. tries to hook up with the boys but ends up getting some cat pussy. Loves to get drunk on water and play games in class. Always having a laugh with da boiz and an overall mad cunt and a bloody legend. Thinks he has a big cock but hasn't seen that absolute length of a Nick dick. Pulls mad hoes all day
Johnny sins: wow bro have you seen Abel dick is has mad girth.
Me: Wait til u c how long it is.
by machflight August 16, 2020
mugGet the Abelmug.

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