shit mummy

When someone likes to get shit on in sex (insanely gross) the person getting shat upon is the shit mummy.

Sarah was John's shit mummy.

by Sslide June 10, 2017

yummy mummy

A yummy mummy is a mum who takes care of her wellbeing. She takes regular time out for herself and fills her life with people who inspire, motivate and support her.

A yummy mummy does not judge other mothers, but shows kindness, compassion and cares for others.

I'm a Yummy Mummy. I always have time for ME.

by YummyMummyNZ October 18, 2010

yummie mummy

a sexual act in witch the female puts chocolate on her pussy and the male uses a fruit roll up as a condom and before he ejaculates the female eats the fruit roll up.

i gave her the old yummie mummy last night

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 5, 2017

Cum mummy

Like a regular mummy but wrapped in cum.

“You better make me a cum mummy before Halloween!” said Sara.

by Jit Tee October 12, 2019

Black Mummy

A pile of shit wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bro did you see enter black name he dressed up as a black mummy"

by Toilet-Man May 26, 2018

slippery mummy

When a guy wraps his hand in seran wrap, lubes it up, and then fists the girl.

He just gave her the slippery mummy!

by Racey CK January 24, 2009

mummy nut

When your testicles hurt from ejaculating too much.

Dude, I jerked off so much I think I gave myself mummy nut.

by fatland October 27, 2012