A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best
by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 7, 2020
Get the local expertmug. The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.
The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!
There you have it, thats the local pump
by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022
Get the local pumpmug. Super basic dad. Lives at Home Depot, refuses to upgrade his cellular device, and pretends to be progressive by letting his teenage daughters listen to "that cool new rap" music, but turns down the volume (or just silently cringes) at the cuss words.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
Local dads have either a very stale sense of humor, bad comedic timing, or both.
Definitely collects baseball caps.
Local dads are like their coffee tumblrs; kinda hot.
A "local dad" can also be used to describe anyone, male or female, who dresses like a "local dad"... typically frumpy athleisure.
"Harriet just sent me a snap of her at Lowes, looking for a new DIY furniture project..."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
"Look at her new thrifted baseball cap!"
"Harriet is SUCH a local dad. Smh."
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"Is that Mr. Worsheschire? Our History substitute teacher? In the cereal aisle?"
"Omg he's buying Raisin Bran..."
"Such a local dad in real life. Wow."
by Local Dad Enthusiast March 29, 2016
Get the local dadmug. The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.
Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.
by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018
Get the Locally shufflemug. The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
Get the Hipster Localmug. by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003
Get the global-localmug. by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018
Get the Local bubmug.