Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
Get the Jesusmug. The reason the Romans killed Jesus was for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
But... they forgot one thing...
His boots had Curse of Vanishing.
Me: Hey, Friend 1!
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
Friend 1: what?
Me: did you hear about the joke of Jesus and the Romans?
Friend 1: No?
Me: The Romans killed Jesus for his Frost Walker Boots so they could walk on water, but, his boots had Curse Of Vanishing!
Friend 1: You need mental help man.
by FireFox22396 April 10, 2020
Get the Jesusmug. A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
Get the The Jesusmug. by Noobmaster6969420 August 26, 2019
Get the Jesusmug. 