The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
Get the Papa Tommug. A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.
by JefferiahtheMessiah January 5, 2019
Get the papa squealskinsmug. Incredibly athletic, and sports a daily cigar. Wise and sleek, the Papa Avery indulges in heavy mafia affairs and is iconic in the business of drugs. The Papa Avery may be spotted driving a green jeep, and all civilians within a 40 meter diameter of him are subject to the possibility of a spontaneous beating by a wooden cane.
by Andrew Colley June 23, 2019
Get the Papa Averymug. The name given to someone who likes to choke on a fat dick while blasting the original Pokémon theme song in the background.
by My Name is Nothing April 18, 2018
Get the Papa Strazemug. The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.
Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
Get the Papa Güntermug. the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave
by the pope January 17, 2004
Get the papa lazaroumug. When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
by Polar Bear December 5, 2004
Get the papa smurfmug.