Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown
by Racey94 September 20, 2011
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hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 04, 2011
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hobbit toe

The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman October 08, 2008
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Hobbit Weekend

Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.
Dan and Amos had such a good hobbit weekend they were too baked to go to school on monday morning.
by Voyages on the Mississippi March 10, 2011
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Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.
Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
by aairving April 07, 2015
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Cock Hobbit

A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect
That hoe fucked the entire baseball team. What a cock hobbit
by Freedomoverfear November 26, 2020
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Hobbit Growth

when a man shaves his private area, yet fails to do so with the inner thighs, resulting in feral-looking tufts of hair surrounding the sides of the shaved area.
Tom: So what have you done today?

Joe: Ahhh nothing much man, just got done revamping my Hobbit Growth, I swear this is going to be a new inner-pants hair style.

Tom: You're a fucking idiot.
by boojumk January 16, 2010
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